Just had a Seinfeld moment with my grandma who JUST CAN’T conceive of somebody not liking me
[[MORE]]woke up mid day ate and went back to sleep and woke up around 4 had really crazy eventful twisting and turning (semi lucid) dreams and vividly remember a sex encounter where a girl came into a bathroom (the one at my parents place that i use) i was in and she started to take a shit and i was disgusted and she didn’t seem to notice me or care that i was there and then later i went...
on a warm spring evening i was standing in the shadows at an empty suburban intersection waiting to cross, when a lone car pulled up beside me stopping at a red light. i heard them before i saw them. teenage dream by katy perry bursted out of the open windows. inside the car four teenage boys screamed the lyrics in unison with remarkable passion. they knew all the words and they sang them like no...
sriracha makes my tongue go SHABBA
so i was just out for a walk with my yorkie and this man says to me: “that’s a cute puppy but a guy like you should be walking a big tough dog” and when he said “guy like you” he puffed up his chest and flexed his arms lol
I’m so high
Intuition runs very high this year. You are more sensitive artistically, your imagination is stirred, and you have an increased appreciation of subtleties. You are inspired and could even inspire others with your words. Some of your hunches could be prophetic. You are thinking more creatively, and express yourself with more sensitivity, compassion, and warmth.
TODAY I AM 26
bought myself jeans and dvds yesterday today chinese buffet with rio tonight great gatsby and margaritas with mama this weekend the party continues…
Just found 4 pairs of AMAZING jeans at Forever 21…how did I not know they have plus sizes?
i may be getting a tattoo very soon but i need to find the right tattoo artist toronto recommendations appreciated
assassins i share a birthday with: john wilkes booth mark david chapman